In an hour or so I'll be off to the grocery store to gather all the items for our Superbowl party dishes. Making the menu is a challenge when 7 of the 12 of us are males age twelve and under who would just as soon have frozen pizza pockets than something sophisticated like artichoke dip with bagel crisps. These boys think that guacamole is just green oatmeal. So...finding snacks that will please all of us takes some thought but is fun nonetheless. I can't claim that it will be the healthiest of "meals," but then the Superbowl only comes around once a year.

We are petitioning the NFL, however, to hold the Superbowl at least quarterly. The only problem I can see is that most of the American public cannot read Roman numerals past 50 or so, and at the rate of four a year we'd soon be thrown into mass confusion, until the Department of Education raised our taxes to institute mandatory remedial courses in 5th grade arithmetic.

On second thought, I think once a year is plenty.

Oh yeah, and GO COLTS!