Okay, this I appreciate, having already thought of SOME of these. (No, I hadn't yet tried hubcaps or my Crocs...)
BUT THIS?? I'm trying to think of a situation in which I would resort to such a thing. If my oven isn't working, we're gonna have Kraft Mac 'n Cheese, or go out for a burger, or...
...or of course stick with our old standby of taking a drive to the Hill Country and cooking our dinner under the hood as we go.
Now where's that number for Pizza Hut?